Been Playing Bingo Too Long?

Here is a humourous list of symptoms to tell if you are addicted to online bingo from author Simon Wood.  Enjoy!

Being in the spirit of online bingo being a game of fun. I have compiled some online bingo humour for you to enjoy.

You know you are addicted to online bingo if...You keep begging your friends to register and get an account at the online bingo site you play at so "we can hang out".

You know you are addicted to online bingo if...Bingo Support calls "YOU" for help.

You know you are addicted to online bingo if...You go up to people you are attracted to "in real life" and ask them for their online bingo nickname.

You know you are addicted to online bingo if...Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL" out loud.

You know you are addicted to online bingo if...You walk into a room, and, finding that it has more than 23 people, you query management regarding the total of the online bingo pots.

You know you are addicted to online bingo if...You turn down the lights & close the blinds so people won't know you're on-line playing Bingo again.

You know you are addicted to online bingo if...You know more about your Bingo friends' daily routines than you do your own spouse's.

You know you are addicted to online bingo if...You have an identity crisis if someone is using a Bingo nickname close to your own.

You know you are addicted to online bingo if...You would rather tell people that your bloodshot eyes are from partying too much than the truth (online bingo all night).

You know you are addicted to online bingo if...You change your online bingo nickname so much that you have to look at your own Bingo profile to see who you really are.

You know you are addicted to online bingo if...You go into labor and you stop to type a special E-mail to let all the online bingo roomies know you're going to be away and how you're feeling.

You know you are addicted to online bingo if...You got your psychiatrist addicted to online Bingo too & are now undergoing therapy in private online bingo Chat rooms instead of at his office.

You know you are addicted to online bingo if...You spend at least 30 minutes making sure you say goodbye to everyone in the online bingo chat room.

You know you are addicted to online bingo if...You meet people from online bingo in public & you have no idea what their real name is, so you call them by their Nickname name.

You know you are addicted to online bingo if...You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet your online bingo Roomies face-to-face.

You know you are addicted to online bingo if...When seeing someone you wish to meet, your second thought is wishing they'd be in the online bingo Chat room so you don't have to meet them in person.

You know you are addicted to online bingo if...You have a vanity car tag with your online bingo Nickname on it.

You know you are addicted to online bingo if...When meeting a stranger, you ask for their online bingo Nickname.

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